Cohen Veil

"... a Postal-Telegraph operator got married in 'Frisco, would that make it a Western Union? Harry Beresford and. Company. Mr. Finnegan Sure, that's a. foine dog ye have there, Mr. Cohen. Mr. Cohen Veil, he ought to be be. He's worth five hundred dollars. Mr. Finnegan An' sure, how the divil did he ever save up that much 'money? Flanagan and Edwards. ..."

"... field at 90 miles sir hour?" Motor Cyclist (significantly)?'^ yoa don't beBeve- me ask' my nrotlicr-iii-la v? site was in tie sidecar.'" HIS IDEA. ?Tat does honeBty moan?' asked Cohen Veil," replied Isaacs, "itTs. dffllcult ta expdauv. : But if I cashed' a cheque for B?ty pounds, and got sixty' in. mistake; arid gave my partner fire pounds, t-haf wouli be ..."

"... whatsoever things are of good report, think on these things." Eaoh Has Its Caod Points. Mr. Callahan Euchre Is not a bad game, but I'd rather play poker. Mr. Cohen Veil, euchre Is chenerally der best if you lose undt poker is der best If you vin. LITERARY PEOPLE. Rudyard Kipling Is said to be devel oping into a confirmed Joker ..."

"... it hot enough for you? ' Friend impossible! Where did you get him? Museum Manager In Greenland. Tuck. Of t'ourae. Mr. Cohen Vat's tho matter mid lkey? i Mrs. Cohen He felt down unt bumped his nose. Mr. Cohen Vat, bumped his nose? Mrs. Cohen Veil, vat else could he bump? Very Clear. Madge What did .lack I'risko mean by saying that he had a cinch ut the races? Ceth It's a kind of a bet ..."