Alden Humphries

"... num’ one. Well, I rustled up that a fine sixteen- cylinder car mine, with delivery to be made in New York. “I need a secretary now,” I said to Alden Humphries, my chauffeur, an ambitious young fellow whom I had kept dolled up in a uniform that was gaudier than that of a Russian grand duke. “How about mc?” asked Alden, “I know all about social secretary- ing.” “Okay,” I said. you're hired. Ml raise your pay later on.” “I could usc some of my back pay as chauffeur now,” he ..."

"... the ring. He was the pet of society, a handsome, rollicking, good natured youngster, j and as irresponsible as he was good looking. He arrived with a secretary, one Alden E. Humphries, who also drove 1 his large, luxurious car, and rapidly became baer's social rival. It was j quite a situation, until reason dawned 1 on Max. and Alden E. joined ..."

"... but not ln the ring. He was the pet of society, a handsome, rollicking, youngster, and as Irresponsible as he was good looking. He arrived with a secretary, one Alden E. Humphries, who also drove hte large, luxurious car, and rapidly became baer's social rival. It was quite a situation until reason dawned on Max and E. joined the unemployed. At one workout he heard a feminine visitor sigh rapturously of "Apollo,? and he thought she was calling him a mineral water. A sparring partner explained that ..."

"... neun PROPOSES Ry MAX BAER CHAPTER II On the second day out from Oakland, headed for New York, I decided to give our fellow train passengers a treat. So Alden Humphries, my secretary, and I went into the crowded observation car with my ukulele and began to harmonize. About ten minutes later Ancil Hoffman busted into the observation car and then, ..."