"Celibacy is not hereditary."
This one made me laugh for at least 5 minutes... enjoy!
Some family tree's have so many branches they need a ribbon cutting Ceremony
What do you call a family tree that has been pruned? A divorce
Some family trees attract mutts,
Some Family tree's grow from ruts
But all Family tree's with squirles are fill with nuts.
My husband just made all of this up.