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My name is Barbara Whitley. This site explores both male and female lineages for family members. Family names include: Whitley: O'Brien: Hearn; Baker; Collins; Bissette; DeJong; Musson; Kiendl; Stagg; etc. If your first name is Cornelius you may be related. If you argue till your blue in the face... you are related. If your a raging alcoholic you're a male relative... get detoxed ... it's in the blood and get over yourself. If you're an educated, aggressive female ... taking over the world then your definitely a cousin. If you find no humor in this ... then you're related by marriage. Don't come to the reunions. If you're musical then you're on my dad's side ... so ... we'll sing you you to death... if you're sunburned... and can't leave the water... then your on my mom's side and have to be on the dang boat .... let's pool the money and by a yatch and share the weeks!!! If your a lawyer or politician trying to figure out how to make the yatch purchase happen or sell us the yatch then your on my husband's side... prepare the papers. If you are in Hollywood , an actor, a farming beauty queen or naturally funny then your on my mother in law's side... make me famous or stop the crude jokes, clean up your act and use all that beauty for good..... omg.... (they thought she was better than ave gardner and from the same town!!!). If you're into race cars; car repairs or hanging around cars as a female -then your "country" with accent from either side of my husband's family- either eligible to buy into the yatcht or needin' to clean up your act. For all on the yatcht: No sluts or males dogs (i don't discriminate); druggies negoigible depending upon items; alcos at limits -- on the yatcht- unless the vote out weighs from the Whitley lawyers and the SOB's from the control freaks ... oh whatever... I like to maintain a negogiating profile....????? And, I know there's a ship's captain out there some where with all you military guys and gals.... come on...now. So if you dare. This is not the normal family profile .... cuss we ain't normal... like the rest of these places... with names. and dates.... come here... and the truth will set you free .... indeed !!!!
Feb 28, 2014
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