George Charles Akard

George was a bit of a poet in his later years. His daughter had his collection of poetry made up in a small book. Here's a sample:

MY BRIGHT RED JUMPSUIT by George Akard

I bought a bright red jumpsuit, the color's a little loud.

There's no doubt about it - makes you stand out in a crowd.

The shade is sort of fire engine red and it was just my luck

the first smart aleck that I met said, "Where'd you park your truck?"

A little old lady at the store - and she was just a funnin'

"You can't slip up on anyone cause they can hear you comin'."

I thought of giving it away - let someone else have fun,

but then again I can't do that cause I don't hate no one.

I guess I might as well keep it - the thought occurred to me

I should never be hit by a car unless the driver can't see.

Uncle George